From ltzeng@husc Mon Nov 29 15:05:14 1993 Received: by husc7.harvard.edu; Mon, 29 Nov 93 15:05:05 -0500 Date: Mon, 29 Nov 93 15:05:05 -0500 From: ltzeng@husc Subject: An interesting perspective Status: RO Greetings all! I found this in my mail q (it's not worth the effort to type "queue"), and well, it is rather amusing. Tommy's mailing list here is nice for such things, so I snarfed it. Enjoy! --Damia/LeeAnn ----------------- And now, a brief explanation of the Ivy League... BROWN: Hey kids! Is half of your head shaved? Do you have a nose ring? Are you terribly progressive and do you have a lot of empathy? Are you sick and tired of silly things like grades and majors? COME TO BROWN!!! COLUMBIA: Hey kids! Do you like Harlem? Do you like commuters? Are you planning on transferring to another Ivy school after your freshman year? COME TO COLUMBIA!!! HARVARD: Hey kids! Do you hate teachers? I mean really hate them? Do you never want to have another teacher again? And what about a social life? Do you hate that, too? COME TO HARVARD!!! PRINCETON: Hey kids! Do you have any idea what an eating club is? Are you pompous? Can you learn to be? Have you always dreamed of living in the great state of New Jersey? COME TO PRINCETON!!! PENN: Hey kids! Did you like high school a lot? How about four more years of the same? Are you dying to visit scenic West Philadelphia? Does the concept of rigorous academics scare you? COME TO PENN!!! CORNELL: Hey kids! Do you hate intimacy? Are you interested in jumping off high places? Have you ever wanted to converse with future hotel managers? COME TO CORNELL!!! YALE: Hey kids! Do you want to get shot? COME TO YALE!!! DARTMOUTH: Hey kids! Do you hate civilization? Looking to get away from stuff like culture and people? Do you like to drink? Do you like to drink some more? Do you like to sexually harass women? Do you like to continue to drink? And what's your feeling on drinking? COME TO DARTMOUTH!!! EXTRA-SPECIAL BONUS SCHOOL: M.I.T.: Hey kids! Are you a freakish nerd? Do you want to be? Do you hate doing anything that doesn't involve math? That's right, math! Math math math math math! COME TO M.I.T.!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!