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Subject: How does a VLSI designer paint a living room?
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:)Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns
:)Subject: How does a VLSI designer paint a living room?
:)From: ark@research.att.com
:)Approved: rhf-reruns@clari.net
:)Date: Mon, 2 Feb 98 19:20:02 EST
:)
:)1. Put a paint shaker in the middle of the floor.
:)
:)2. Put an open can of paint in the paint shaker.
:)
:)3. Turn it on.  Run out of the room very quickly.
:)
:)Everything in the room is now covered with paint.
:)
:)4. Wait until the paint dries.
:)
:)5. Cover every part of the room you really wanted painted
:)   with masking tape.  Leave the floor, switch plates, etc.
:)   uncovered.
:)
:)6. Put an open can of paint remover in the paint shaker.
:)
:)7. Turn it on.  Run out of the room very quickly.
:)
:)Everything not covered with masking tape is now clean again.
:)
:)8. Remove the masking tape.
:)
:)9. Remove the paint shaker and sludge from the floor.
:)
:)
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