From fetchpop Wed Jan 22 10:52:11 1997
Return-Path: sartec@lightlink.com
Received: from cornell.edu (cornell.edu [132.236.56.6]) by postoffice2.mail.cornell.edu (8.7.5/8.7.3) with ESMTP id KAA00521 for <jjs15@POSTOFFICE2.MAIL.CORNELL.EDU>; Wed, 22 Jan 1997 10:30:19 -0500 (EST)
Received: (from daemon@localhost) by cornell.edu (8.7.5/8.7.3) id KAA29878; Wed, 22 Jan 1997 10:30:15 -0500 (EST)
Received: from light.lightlink.com (light.lightlink.com [205.232.34.1]) by cornell.edu (8.7.5/8.7.3) with ESMTP id KAA29861; Wed, 22 Jan 1997 10:30:13 -0500 (EST)
Received: from port11.lightlink.com (port11.lightlink.com [205.232.34.111])
          by light.lightlink.com (8.8.4/8.8.4) with SMTP
	  id KAA18784; Wed, 22 Jan 1997 10:30:10 -0500 (EST)
Date: Wed, 22 Jan 1997 10:30:10 -0500 (EST)
Message-Id: <199701221530.KAA18784@light.lightlink.com>
X-Sender: sartec@lightlink.com (Unverified)
X-Mailer: Windows Eudora Version 2.1.1
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii"
X-PH: V4.1@cornell.edu (Cornell Modified) 
To: jjs15@cornell.edu (John Jacob Stimson), arthur.dodds@noaa.gov,
        bwr1@cornell.edu (Bryan Walter Reed)
From: Stuart Carpenter <sartec@lightlink.com>
Subject: Fwd: Forest Service Humour
Status: RO

>Date: Mon, 20 Jan 1997 10:19:39
>
>      ACTUAL comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness 
>      registration sheets and comment cards.
>      
>      - Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands.
>      
>      - Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs 
>      to reduce world-wide population growth to limit the number of visitors 
>      to wilderness.
>      
>      - Ban walking sticks in wilderness.  Hikers that use walking sticks 
>      are more likely to chase animals.
>      
>      - All the mile markers are missing this year.
>      
>      - Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse.
>      
>      - Trail needs to be reconstructed.  Please avoid building trails that 
>      go uphill.
>      
>      - Too many bugs and leaches and spiders and spider webs.  Please spray 
>      the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.
>      
>      - Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow during the 
>      winter.
>      
>      - Chairlifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful 
>      views without having to hike to them.
>      
>      - The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake.  
>      Please eradicate these annoying animals.
>      
>      - A small deer came into my camp and stole my jar of pickles.  Is 
>      there a way I can get reimbursed?  Please call ___ ___ ____.
>      
>      - Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can 
>      hike at night with flashlights.
>      
>      - Escalators would help on steep uphill sections.
>      
>      - Need more signs to keep area pristine.
>      
>      - A McDonalds would be nice at the trailhead.
>      
>      - The places where trails do not exist are not well marked.
>      
>      - I brought lots of sandwhich makings, but forgot bread.  If you have 
>      extra bread, leave it in the yellow tent at V Lake.
>      
>      - Too many rocks in the mountains.
>
>
Best Wishes
Stuart Carpenter
Building and Facilities Chair
Cornell Outing Club